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Sunday, March 6

An Arab was being interviewed at a US checkpoint.
" your name pls. " " abdul aziz " " sex? " " six times a week!! " " no, no, I mean male or female! " " doesn't matters, sometimes even camel " ;
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Twins were born to a Pakistani ,. he could not sleep for the whole night. why???? he kept wondering who is the father of the second child
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teacher : what do you want to become?
lil johny : doctor !!
teacher : why?
lil johny : coz its the only profession where u can tell a woman to take off her clothes and ask her husband to pay for it.
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Woman complaining to dentist: it's so painful, i'd rather have a baby than have a tooth removed. dentist : make up your mind soon! i'll adjust the chair accordingly.
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75 yr old man got married to a 15 yr girl. On their first night both were crying. why??? coz she didn't know anything, and he had forgotten everything
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A kid asked the priest " father, what is your pastime? " The priest tapped the kid's shoulder and replied " " Nun, my child, nun "

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